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Millionaire athletes with ever present bodyguards carry guns around their mansions, in their cars, locker rooms and out to the club. You can never be too careful when hanging out at the most expensive 5 star restaurants, living in the safest and most desirable neighborhood or hanging out in the most upscale exclusive clubs.

What does it take to be the best? For some it's unceasing determination, willingness to face adversity, or perhaps just God given talent. For others it's simply having the right pharmacist.

NY Yankee fans are fat and spoiled, with an inflated sense of self worth. Misguided and delusional, they often think everyone is $cared of them. Let them know that you "ain't afraid a no Yanks!"

The "Nation" that spends almost as much as the "Empire" but hasn't got the hardware to justify it. Two championships in the last 92 years is not a dynasty. Like chowdah heads in the paaahk, most of the time Boston's team just Stinx.

The Mets are a mess from the front office to the dugout. Underperforming superstars, a mis-managed clubhouse, and questionable business practices. Ownership has given the fan base little to rally around... Mets fans and non-Mets fans can agree, when it comes to the Mets, what can you say...?

LeBron James said beating the Sixers in the 2011 Playoffs was like "finishing breakfast." It's comments like this that make us want the Heat to choke on their next meal. This time, the breakfast finishes them.

LeBron took his talents to South Beach and paired up with Dwayne Wade and some other guy, who immediately promised multiple championships. So far...not 8, not 7, not 6, not 5, not 4, not 3, not 2, NOT 1!!!